Go At Lunch Like Animals

(It’s lunch time, and Coworker #1 has promised to go get Coworker #2 her lunch because he is the only one with a working car at the moment. Coworker #2 has asked to have lunch from a well known fast food chain. Coworker #2 is a woman nearing retirement.)

Coworker #1: “So you just want a hamburger and a shake?”

Coworker #2: “Yeah, that’s about it.”

Coworker #1: “So do you want that regular or animal style?”

Coworker #2: “Honey, I haven’t had animal style for a long, long time. Probably the last time Elvis was here.”

(It took the rest of our lunch to stop laughing.)