Gno Entry

(Our front desk is very large, and in the winter it can get chilly. We recently installed a large piece of glass to help deflect the cold air coming from the entrance. By the end of the first week I was tired of answering the same two questions about the glass.)

Regular Patron: “This glass is new. When was it put in?”

Me: “Monday.”

Regular Patron: “Why did they put it in?”

Me: “To keep the gnomes out.”

Regular Patron: *nods slowly and gravely* “Oh, yes, I understand.”

(The patron walked off perfectly satisfied.)