GMO? In This Economy?

My mother sells second-hand and homemade clothing out of vintage fabric at an eco market with very hippy vibes.

Customer: *Picks up a hat.* “I do hope this fabric is fully organic and GMO-free.”

My Mum: “It’s a hat made from a tea towel from the seventies.”

Customer: “Which means?”

My Mum: “It means keep hoping…”