Global Positioning Showers
Medical Office | Legal
| May 25, 2013
(I work at a drug testing facility. I am having an e-mail exchange with one of Parole Officers that refers me a lot of clients.)
Parole Officer: “Has [new client] shown up yet?”
Me: “He was supposed to come to me about a week ago, but nope, still nothing.”
Parole Officer: “Okay, he’s on his way. He’s not the brightest crayon in the box, so you might have to explain the procedures to him a few times.”
Me: “Cool, good to know.”
(Several minutes pass.)
Parole Officer: “He apparently can’t find you. He called me a few minutes ago to say he was in the shower. I am confused.”
Me: “That’s a new one.”
Parole Officer: “I know, right? Job security.”