Giving You A Grilling On The Salad

I work at a popular steakhouse.

Customer: “Can you tell me what’s on the steak filet salad?”

I list all of the toppings.

Customer: “No, but what’s on it?”

I am slightly confused but repeat the toppings.

Customer: “You know what? Never mind. What’s on the grilled chicken salad?”

Me: “The same toppings, minus the bleu cheese crumbles.”

Customer: “No! I wanna know what’s on the salad!”

I can only stare, very confused.

Customer: *Exasperated* “What kind of meat is on them?!”

Me: “What kind of meat… is on the grilled chicken salad?”

Customer: “YES!”

Me: *Incredulous pause* “Grilled chicken.”

She ended up getting a burger.