Giving The Little People A Voice
(My boyfriend and I live in separate houses. This happens late at night while on the phone saying goodnight. I am on my period and my boobs tend to hurt.)
Me: “Sweetie, my boobs hurt.”
Boyfriend: “Aw, well I’ll give them a hug the next time I see you.”
Me: “You’re thinking of that now, aren’t you?”
Boyfriend: “Maaaaaaybe.”
Me: “And you’re turned on too, aren’t you?”
Boyfriend: “Maaaaybe.”
Me: “Well, tell your penis to stop being turned on”
Boyfriend: *in a small, high pitched voice* “No!”
Me: “Are you talking to me or your penis?”
Boyfriend: “There is never going to be any other situation where that will make sense, will there?”
Me: *in a small, high pitched voice* “No!”
Boyfriend: “Are you talking to me or your boobs?”
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