Buns Of Atheism
(We’re getting ready for a cosplay convention. My boyfriend has put his hand on my butt.)
Boyfriend: “I’m touching your butt.”
Me: “Yes.”
Boyfriend: “God is real.”
Me: “No, he’s not.”
Boyfriend: “Then how do you explain this?”
Me: “Poor judgment?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
