Giving Off Very Bad Smoke Signals

(My family and I have just flown in to Boston and are about to pick up a rental car. I am waiting outside in the lot while everyone else is inside. It’s worth noting I’m overweight. This guy walks up to me out of nowhere.)

Stranger: “Hey, do you have a light for a smoke?”

(Before I get a chance to say no, he says the following:)

Stranger: “Oh, wait, never mind. You’re too fat to smoke.”