Giving It To Them Straight
(My best friend and I are complaining about college guys.)
Me: “I don’t know, it feels like they’re always looking for something.”
Best Friend: “I know! I wish I was gay and didn’t have to deal with them.”
Me: “Yeah, me too.”
Best Friend: *pauses, looks at me* “Hypothetically, if we were gay, would you date me?”
Me: *instantly* “No.”
Best Friend: “Wait, what? Why?”
Me: “You wouldn’t be my type.”
Best Friend: *offended* “Well, what would your type be then, huh?”
Me: “I don’t know.”
Best Friend: “I just don’t understand why you won’t hypothetically date me if we were both gay!”
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