Giving His Tall Tale Short Shrift
(I’m 4’9″, while my boyfriend’s 6’3″. We’re both male. We’re cuddling on his couch, watching a movie, when he twists his head to look at me.)
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: “We need to take a picture. With a measuring tape.”
Me: “Why?”
Boyfriend: “My friends don’t believe there’s a guy a foot and a half shorter than me.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.