Giving Him Pregnant Pause

| Working | December 11, 2015

(I’m a guy and my best friend since kindergarten is a girl. At the time this happened, my best friend is pregnant with my Godson. We’re out at a restaurant when this happens.)

Waiter: *hands me the check* “I’ll pick this up when you’re ready.”

Me: “Oh. We wanted separate checks.”

(The waiter looks over at my VERY pregnant best friend, and then glares at me. My best friend is trying her best not to laugh. He brings the separate checks, but glares at me all the while and whispers something to the hostess as we walk out. My best friend and I nearly fell over as soon as we walked out!)

1 Thumbs
629