Giving Dry Humor A Dry Run

, , | Working | June 17, 2014

(I work in a remote roadhouse. After many years of the same questions I get a bit tired of them so I have a little fun.)

Customer: “Do you have a shower?”

Me: “Yeah, about once a day. Twice if it’s hot.”

Customer: “Where are your toilets?”

Me: “If you go out that door you can go anywhere in the courtyard. All of the plants need to be watered.”

(Everyone usually laughed. They hadn’t seen people on over 100 km so a sense of humor was appreciated, no matter how dry.)

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