The Birds And The Mechanical Bees
(I am six years old and my mom is preparing me for the arrival of my baby brother. She gives me a quick sex-ed lesson about where babies come from and I ask her a question.)
Me: “Mom.”
Mom: “What?”
Me: “Have you ever had sex before?”
Mom: *sarcastically* “No, you’re actually a robot.”
(I didn’t catch the sarcasm and believed that my 36-year old-mother had never had sex before her pregnancy and that I was a robot for two days before she corrected me.)
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