Gives New Meaning To “Spillover” Parking
(I am working for a large music festival doing gate security. I often have to deal with drunk or confused individuals, but this guy was my favorite.)
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but you can’t come in without a ticket.”
Drunk: “I am trying to find my car.”
Me: “Okay, sir, but the parking lot is in the other direction; this is the festival grounds.”
Drunk: “I know that. I parked my car over there—” *waves hand towards fairgrounds* “—I need to get through to get to my car.”
Me: *look over shoulder* “Sir, the other side of the grounds is Lake Michigan. Are you trying to tell me you parked in the lake?”
Drunk: “Yes. Can I come in now?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.