Gives New Meaning To Engine Purring

(It’s first thing in the morning, and my husband and I are still in bed on a Saturday morning, which is also his birthday. I have been woken up by one of our cats. This particular cat purrs ridiculously loud, and we often refer to him as a mack-truck, or large diesel truck.)

Me: *rolls away from purring cat, and starts to spoon husband* “Mmm, happy birthday, honey!”

Husband: “You left your diesel running.”

Me: “Eh, he’ll run out of steam eventually… Maybe.”