Gives New Meaning To Distressed Jeans

| Right | January 22, 2016

(A customer is looking around with her toddler in the front buggy.)

Customer: *taps my shoulder and holds up a pair of jeans* “Excuse me, but do you know if you have these pants in a size 12?”

(I can see clearly on the protruding tag that the jeans she’s holding are the size she just asked for.)

Me: “Actually, ma’am, it seems you’ve got what you’re looking for right there!”

(I smile and think she’s about to laugh with me about it, but her expression turns sour and she throws the pants. They hit me square in the face, and all I can do is stare at her, speechless.)

Customer: “Next time don’t bother answering me if all you’re gonna do is embarrass me in front of my child!”

(She stomps away with her buggy before I can gather myself.)

Me: *to the pants in my hands* “…Sorry?”

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