Give Them What They Want Or There Will Be Blood
(Little children ask for Band-Aids for everything.)
Student: “Miss, I need a Band-Aid.” *points to a paper cut so small I can barely see it*
Me: “Honey, it is very tiny and not bleeding at all. It does not need a Band-Aid.”
Student: *looks at her finger* “Okay!”
(A few minutes later same student comes over to the desk.)
Student: “I think I need a Band-Aid now.”
(She had picked at the tiny paper cut until it opened up and was bleeding!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?