Give Him The Gift Of Remembrance

| Romantic | October 24, 2013

(It is our first anniversary together, and my boyfriend and I are walking through a park. My boyfriend is notorious for forgetting things.)

Me: “Here, honey! I bought you a gift!”

(I hand him a really expensive watch that he wants.)

Boyfriend: “Oh my god! Thank you!”

(I wait expectantly for my gift. He just stares at me.)

Me: “[Boyfriend], did you forget it was our anniversary?”

Boyfriend: “Uh… no! I left your gift in the car. Hang on!”

(He runs off in the opposite direction to the car and comes back. He hands me a rock.)

Me: “You forgot?”

Boyfriend: “I forgot.”

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