Give Her What She Wants Or She’ll Blow A Fuse
Customer: “I need help picking out a blow dryer.”
Me: “Of course, ma’am. What can I do to help you make a decision?”
She takes one out of the box and looks at the warning label.
Customer: “I want one that won’t electrocute me if I dropped it in the bathtub.”
Me: *Blinks* “They will all pose that risk, ma’am.”
Customer: “No, that can’t be right.”
She made me open every single model of blow dryer looking for one without the warning label. When we (obviously) couldn’t find one, she stormed off.
Have you encountered a customer so stupid that you wondered how they were still alive? Check out more improbable survivors with our roundup: 10 Hilarious Stories About Customers Who Should Not Be Alive!
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
