Give A Man A Fish, And That’s It

In the two months that I’ve worked at this establishment, I’ve had the following conversation at least twice a week, but this one left me absolutely speechless, due to the customer’s attire.

A customer comes in wearing a shirt that says, “Jesus saved me.”

Customer: “Do you have any fish sandwiches?”

Me: “I’m sorry; we only serve fish during lent.”

Customer: “What’s lent?”