Give A God A Loan

| Waupaca, WI, USA | Working | October 7, 2013

(I am applying for an auto loan, and there are some blanks in the application that can’t be filled in, since I am a preacher.)

Loan Officer: “What should I put on this line for ‘supervisor?'”

Me: “I don’t actually have one. I’m considered self-employed.”

Loan Officer: “I’ll think of something.”

(When I get home, a message is on my answering machine.)

Answer Machine: “Hello, this is [Name] from auto loans, calling about an employee of yours named [My Name]. His loan application says he works for ‘Lord God Almighty.’ Please have your human resources call me at this number to verify his employment status.”

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