GI Joe: The Next Generation

| PA, USA | Romantic | November 29, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are texting, and I am telling him about a test which did not cover the material I had studied.)

Me: “I’m happy I didn’t have to fill in a blank map, but I was mad I had studied those for nothing. I should have dedicated more time to the mountain ranges if I had known, you know?”

Boyfriend: “Now you know.”

Me: “And knowing is half the battle!”

(Without pause, I send another text.)

Me: “GI JOOOOOOOE!”

Boyfriend: “You will make several babies with me.”

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