Ghost Of Night-Shifts’ Past

(It’s 11:00 at night. The store’s closed and there are no customers inside. We’re working on closing the store when we hear the door beep. No one’s around it to set it off.)

Security: “It’s the ghost of the store.”

Coworker: “No. Don’t say there’s a ghost.”

Security: “It’s true. 20 years ago someone got locked in the store…”

Coworker: “No. I have to stay here until 12.”

Security: “And now he haunts the store. It’s true.”