Getting Warmer To Find The Word

(It is early in the morning, and my husband is getting ready to leave for school. Note that I am very warm when I sleep, and he was a little chilled last night because he didn’t cuddle up next to me for most of it. Now he is laying over top of me on the blankets.)

Husband: *disappointed tone* “You’re so warm, but I have to go to school.”

(He tries to get up, but my arms are around his neck. I hug him and he lays down again.)

Husband: *sighs* “But I have to go…”

Me: “You’re not even trying to leave.”

Husband: “It’s because you have boobs.”

Me: “And warmth. They’re your two favourite… favourite… what’s the word?”

Husband: “Appendages.”

Me: “Warmth isn’t an appendage.”

Husband: “I thought we were talking about boobs!”