Getting Volun-told Off
(My boss is trying to get people to volunteer for a project. No one is very keen.)
Boss: “So? Would anyone like to do this? Any volunteers?”
Employees: *awkward silence*
Boss: “All right, [Name #1] and [Name #2]. Nobody volun-teered, so now I have to volun-tell people to do things.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?