Getting To The Guts Of The Show
(I am living back home with my mother after my divorce. Our bedrooms are right next to each other, and we have our own TVs. I’m a horror buff, while she prefers crime dramas — CSI, Law & Order, etc. — and shuns anything remotely gory. This exchange happens as we’re shouting to each other between rooms.)
Character On Crime Drama: “The victim was eviscerated…”
Mom: “Hey, [My Name], what does ‘eviscerated’ mean?”
Me: “Gutted like a fish!”
Mom: “Okay, thanks!” *changes channel quickly*
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