Getting To The Bottom Of This Autocorrect
(My boyfriend recently got a new phone, and had been texting me on it to test all the features. It autocorrected ‘snugs,’ short for snuggles, to ‘anus.’ Ever since, we’ve been using anus instead of snuggles.)
Me: *snuggling against him in bed*
Boyfriend: “You’re my little anus monster.”
Me: “Oh, please, call me that in public!”
Boyfriend: “What? Oh, no! I did not mean that! No!”
Me: *hysterical laughter*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
