Getting The Skinny

| Romantic | November 22, 2013

(The guy I am dating hasn’t kissed me yet. I finally ask him why.)

Date: “Well, I feel like it’s not a good idea.”

Me: “Why’s that?”

Date: “Well… I like you and all. You’re smart, funny, and your body is Rubenesque and beautiful.”

Me: “Aww.”

Date: “Yeah, three years ago I would’ve been into you, but I like skinny girls now. I don’t know…”

(I never went out with him again.)

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