Getting The Skinny
Outdoors/Outside | Romantic
| November 22, 2013
(The guy I am dating hasn’t kissed me yet. I finally ask him why.)
Date: “Well, I feel like it’s not a good idea.”
Me: “Why’s that?”
Date: “Well… I like you and all. You’re smart, funny, and your body is Rubenesque and beautiful.”
Me: “Aww.”
Date: “Yeah, three years ago I would’ve been into you, but I like skinny girls now. I don’t know…”
(I never went out with him again.)
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