Getting Tense About It
(I’m in English class and have just received my graded essay from my teacher. The essay is written in present tense, but I notice my teacher has written ‘verb tense consistency’ above the word ‘has.’)
Me: “Mrs. [Teacher], my essay is written present tense, like I was supposed to. What is the problem with my verb tense here?
Teacher: “Oh, well before you were writing in present tense, then you switched to past tense here, and then went back to present. You have to be consistent.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but which verb is written in past tense?”
Teacher: “Right here! ‘Has’ is past tense.”
Me: “‘Had’ would be past tense, but I wrote ‘has,’ which is present tense. Am I missing something?”
Teacher: *pauses* “Well, I guess it can be present tense, but sometimes it’s past tense. I didn’t take points off for it, so it doesn’t matter anyway.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?