Getting Owned By The Owner: Super Bowl Edition

My friend’s family has a Pizza shop that has been closed on Sundays for its fifty years of existence.

Since the Philadelphia Eagles were in the Super Bowl this year, the family decided to use the restaurant to host a big Super Bowl party for family and friends.

They put a big sign on the window.

Sign: “Closed Sunday: Private Party.”

About an hour before the game, we heard loud rapping on the locked front door. We were chosen to deliver the news.

Customer: “We want to order a pizza and wings.”

Me: “Sorry, we are closed; this is a private party.”

Customer: “I know the owner and he said we could get food.”

Me: “Sorry, we are closed; this is a private party.”

Customer: *Now screaming.* “I know the owner and he said we could get food!”

The owner finally comes to the front door and tells the women:

Owner: “Sorry, we are closed; this is a private party.”

Customer: “I know the owner and he said we could get food!”

Owner: “Oh? Can I have your names?”

They eagerly provide their names, and my manager smiles.

Owner: “I am the owner; we are closed for a private party. We have never been open on Sunday and you are now banned; never come back here.”

It was almost a great day, but the Eagles lost.

Related:

Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 24
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 23
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 22
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 21
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 20