Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 4

| Right | November 28, 2013

Customer: “Hi, can I get a [sandwich]?”

Me: “Sure, that’ll be [price].”

Customer: “Oh, I’m the owner’s brother. I always get a discount.”

Me: “You’re the owner’s brother?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “No, you’re not.”

Customer: “How do you know, you f****** b****?”

Me: “I’m an only child.”

(I then point to a photo of myself on the wall, with the word ‘OWNER’ just below it.)

Me: “Full price then?”

Customer: “…yeah.”

 

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