Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 23

I’m the manager and owner of a small retail store. I get a loud, stupid customer who is verbally abusing some staff, so I intervene.

Me: “Get out of my store.”

Customer: “Get me the—”

Me: “I am the manager. And the owner. Get out.”

Customer: “I’ll make sure my friends never come back here!”

Me: “Good. I don’t want any more a**holes. I got my hands full with one right now.”

They shut up and left.

Related:
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 22
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 21
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 20
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 19
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 18