Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 19

I own a small soap business and sell at fairs and festivals occasionally. A woman who looks to be in her early sixties approaches.

Woman: “Wow, this all looks so nice!”

Me: “Oh, thanks!”

Woman: “The owner is such a sweetheart. We’re good friends. She said I could come by and pick something out for free. Just write it down as Karla, with a K, so she knows it’s me.”

Me: “That’s funny, I’m the owner and I’ve never seen you before in my life. Karla with a K.”

Karla with a K looked stunned for a second and then took off across the street. Nice try.

Related:
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 18
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 17
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 16
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 15
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 14