Getting New Brits Of Knowledge
High School | Learning
| January 18, 2016
Teacher: “Today we are going to talk about India. But we will start out with Britain, and you’ll see why in a minute. After we won the Revolutionary War in—”
Kid: “WAIT!”
Teacher: “What?”
Kid: “WE… WE WON THAT?!”
Class: “…”
Me: “No, [Kid], we did not win the Revolutionary War. We are still a British colony, and we constantly have England telling us what to do. Would you care for a spot of tea out by Big Ben?”
Kid: “So… we didn’t?”
Teacher: *sighs* “Yes, [Kid], we won the Revolutionary War.”
Kid: “…Wow.”
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