Getting New Brits Of Knowledge

| Learning | January 18, 2016

Teacher: “Today we are going to talk about India. But we will start out with Britain, and you’ll see why in a minute. After we won the Revolutionary War in—”

Kid: “WAIT!”

Teacher: “What?”

Kid: “WE… WE WON THAT?!”

Class: “…”

Me: “No, [Kid], we did not win the Revolutionary War. We are still a British colony, and we constantly have England telling us what to do. Would you care for a spot of tea out by Big Ben?”

Kid: “So… we didn’t?”

Teacher: *sighs* “Yes, [Kid], we won the Revolutionary War.”

Kid: “…Wow.”

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