Me: “**** Pizza, **** speaking. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, I need directions to your store.”
Me: “OK, we’re located at **** Drive and **** Street.”
Customer: “So, if I come out of my driveway, do I turn left or right? East or West?
Me: “Uh… do you have a computer?”
Customer: “Yes, but why?”
Me: “Well, there’s this website, Mapquest.com–they should be able to help you.”
Customer: “Oh, well how do I get to Mapquest? Left or right?”