Getting It All Straightened Out
Outdoors/Outside | Romantic
| December 15, 2015
(My wife and I are both women, and I am my wife’s first same-sex relationship. We are walking to the store while a bit drunk. I put my arm in hers, making her stumble onto the grass.)
Wife: “Hey! I was walking in a mostly-straight direction until you came along!”
Me: “That basically sums up our entire marriage.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?