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Getting His Knickers In A Twist

, , , , | Right | October 13, 2021

I work in the garden center of a home/garden store. An older-looking man comes to the register.

Customer: “Excuse me, do you guys have any panties?”

I’m glad I’m wearing a mask as I can’t imagine the expression that must be on my face, but I keep it together enough to say:

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “You know, the flowers with the girly name.”

Me: *Sighs* “You mean pansies?”

Customer: “Yeah, pannies, panties, pansies, all the same thing.”

No, they aren’t.

Me: “Last table down on the right.”

Well, at least I wasn’t dealing with a perv at 10:00 am!

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