Getting High On Misinformation

(My cousin has brought her boyfriend to our house for Thanksgiving. She’s being questioned by one of our particularly nosey aunts about him.)

Aunt: “…and how did you two meet?”

Cousin: “Well, I was trying to buy some cocaine from him, and he offered to be my pimp.”

Cousin’s Boyfriend: *nods* “Unfortunately, she refused that offer.”

(My aunt is totally speechless. No one had informed her that they met in a school play; he was a drug dealer and she was a prostitute.)

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