Getting Heated About A Lack Of Heated Food
(I work at a soft serve ice cream shop. The building has a window to serve people outside, as the inside is rather small. A woman literally drives up to the window.)
Me: “Ma’am, this isn’t a drive through. Can you please park the car and order then?”
Customer: “Do you have cheeseburgers?”
Me: *confused* “Ma’am, this is an ice cream store. We don’t sell any hot foods.”
Customer: “Do you have hot dogs?”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but we have no hot dogs, cheeseburgers, or anything hot. But I’m sure that the restaurant down the road has those?”
Customer: “Can I have a large order of fries?”
Me: “Ma’am we don’t have fries.”
Customer: “Can I have a fish filet with ketchup?”
Me: “Ma’am, please: we don’t have any fish, fries, chicken, cheeseburgers, hot dogs, pasta, or pizza.”
Customer: *gives me a creepy stare*
Me: “Ma’am?”
(The customer yells incomprehensibly, stomps on the gas, and does a donut in the parking lot before speeding away.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
