Getting To The Crux Of The Matter

, , | Right | January 29, 2018

Customer: “I’d like the number for Saint Anthony’s church in Newcastle, please.”

Me: “Certainly. Oh, there are two Saint Anthony’s churches in Newcastle. I have Saint Anthony of Padua’s and Saint Anthony of Egypt’s; which one would you like?”

Customer: *very calmly and patiently like she’s talking to a rather stupid child* “No, love, I want the one in Newcastle.”

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