Getting Crabby With The Cuisine
(As the result of a long-standing in-joke, my boyfriend and I will use the word “crab” to declare irritation or anger. As we are preparing dinner:)
Boyfriend: *drops tongs* “Crab.”
Me: “At least you didn’t drop any food. And I don’t want crab; I want steak.”
Boyfriend: “But crab legs are awesome!”
Me: “Ugh, sea spider legs.”
Boyfriend: “Would you prefer lobster, then?”
Me: “Ugh, sea scorpion legs.”
Boyfriend: “I’m not hungry anymore.”
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