Getting Chesty
(I work in a local chain tobacco store. I am in my 40s. A very young-looking man comes in my store with a small child.)
Customer: “Can I get a pack of [Brand] cigarettes?”
Me: “Can I see your ID?
Customer: “I left my wallet at home.
Me: “I’m sorry, but the law requires I ask for a valid picture ID. No ID means no sale.”
Customer: *testy* “I have a four-year-old kid! I think that proves I am old enough to buy cigs!”
Me: “Even kids too young to smoke can make a baby.”
Customer: *literally rips his shirt open* “For Christ’s sake I HAVE CHEST HAIR!”
Me: “Yup. You have about a dozen of them. Congrats.”
(The customer takes the child’s hand and storms out, cussing and complaining about me being rude.)
Did you find this story from our No Smoking roundup?
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!
