Getting Catty About The Appointment

(I am at the desk at my vet’s office with my cat in his carrier.)

Me: *to office worker* “I have an appointment at 10 am.”

Office Worker: “No, you don’t. This is a vet’s office. We only treat animals, not people.”

Me: “It’s unfortunate, but my cat has never learned to make his own appointments. He can’t even dial a phone. I have to make all his appointments for him in my name.”