Getting Between Man And His Best Friend
(I am browsing on my spartphone when my girlfriend approaches with a concerned look on her face.)
Her: “Babe, I’m sorry. I have to have this conversation. Your dog has got to go.”
Me: “What! Why?”
Her: “He doesn’t like me, he growls all the time. And he eats my very expensive shoes!”
Me: “No way! I love that Dog!”
Her: “And you don’t love me?”
Me: “Sure, but he costs me less!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?