Getting A Psychic Out Of It
(My cousin and I are Skyping each other. We’re both doing our own thing; she’s watching a video and I’m reading. The guy in her video says something funny.)
Me: *begins to laugh*
Cousin: “You know it’s really weird. You started laughing exactly at the same time the guy in the video said something funny.”
Me: “Well, duh. I was laughing BECAUSE he said something funny.”
Cousin: “Wait, but how could you hear it? I’m wearing headphones!”
Me: “Must be our psychic cousin bond. Quick, what number am I thinking of?”
Cousin: “Three?”
Me: “No.”
Cousin: “Seven?”
Me: “Yes!”
Cousin: “Quick, what book am I thinking of?”
Me: “The Fault in Our Stars?”
Cousin: “No.”
Me: “Divergent?”
Cousin: “Yep.”
Me: “It’s ‘cuz we’re cousins. Our psychic bond isn’t as strong.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
