Getting A Pizza The Money-Saving Action

(It’s the weekend, so we’ve been having pizza and drinks with friends. I’ve just cleaned up and climbed into bed, while my boyfriend drunkenly roams the halls. All of a sudden he bursts through the door.)

Boyfriend: “BABE! I found us a coupon!”

(He hands me a flyer for a pizza deal that was on the box I just threw away.)

Me: “Did you get that out of the garbage?”

Boyfriend: “NO! …maybe.”

Me: “That’s not even a coupon; it’s just an advertisement.”

Boyfriend: “It is a coupon! See, if we get a pizza, we get a discount! And we need this to get the discount! I’m saving us money!”