Getting A Marauder’s Slap

| Romantic | June 20, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are driving back from the mall. At one of the stores we find a shirt that says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”, which is a saying from the ‘Harry Potter’ series.)

Boyfriend: “So, who says that in the book?”

Me: “Well, it’s the password to get into the Marauder’s map. You tap it with your wand, and then when you say those words, it shows you everything and everyone in the castle.”

Boyfriend: “So, if you wear that shirt, and I tap it, the words will fall away and everything will be revealed to me?”

Me: “Someone’s not getting laid tonight.”

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