Getting A Head Of Herself
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| December 2, 2013
(My fiancée and I are e-mailing while I’m at work.)
Me: “Ugh. My knees are acting up today.”
Fiancée: *hugs* “Take drugs?”
Me: “I did, actually. And then I got up and sat back down, and now my back’s killing me.”
Fiancée: “Stupid bodies.”
Me: “Yeah. Can I just be a brain in a jar?”
Fiancée: “…but, but, but– boobies! How do I snuggle a brain in a jar?”
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