Get Your Own Employee
(It is a really busy weekend at the grocery store. I am trying to restock some product, but I am being asked for help left and right by customers.)
Customer #1: “Hi! Can you help me find the salad dressing?”
Me: “Of course! If you’ll just follow me, I can show you exactly where they are.”
Customer #1: “Which one do you like best?”
Me: “Personally—”
(Suddenly another customer interrupts us.)
Customer #2: “Show me where the olives are!”
Me: “Miss, they’re two sections over on the very bottom shelf.” *to the first customer* “I really prefer the red wine—”
Customer #2: “I can’t believe you won’t show me where they are. Are you really that lazy that you can’t take the time to help me?”
Customer #1: “Back the f*** off, lady! She’s working her a** off! You’re the one being a lazy b****!”
(The second customer grabs her olives and storms off.)
Me: *to Customer #1* “You’re my favorite customer!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.