Get Your Distract Together

(My boyfriend always jokes I’m the reason he never gets any work done, and has recently started calling me ‘the distracter!’.)

My Boyfriend: “I still have a ton of work. You’re distracting me badly!”

Me: “Excuse you! I am not a distraction, merely a temptation. You are weak, succumbing to temptation and therefore distracting yourself!”

My Boyfriend: “So I must be strong and cast aside the temptations that you lay before me. Be gone, distracter!”

Me: “It’s not that simple, young padawan. You have much to learn.”

My Boyfriend: “Stop being all cute and nerdy! I have work to do!”